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All Hail the Ruler of Squirrels
and watch the skies for Duct Tape Man
Created on 2004-01-07 19:03:53 (#1819467), last updated 2005-06-24
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Basic Info| Name: | Chris Marten |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 04-24 |
| Location: | Los Angeles, California, United States |
BioI love bacon. Now that we're finished with the formalities I can tell you about my army of squirrels. I plan to raise squirrels from young and then train them to hold and fire mini machine guns. Once that stage is complete I will then train more squirrels how to fire a mini sniper, fly a mini apachie helocopter, pilot a mini submarine and be able to shoot the mini submarine's mini missles, drive a mini tank, and operate mini tactile nuclear missiles. Now of course it's obvious that we would get opposition f r om the insects, reptiles, amphibians, and molusk (damn those war-monger clams) so we shall recruit other rodents like gophers, opposiums, mice, rats, high school sixth grade nerds, etc. Then I shall train the chipmunks into ninjas and the moles into pirates and gophers into vikings. Then I shall create cybertronic implants for mice and rats. So when I come to rule the world with my rodent task force I shall be known as Stewy Griffin the All Powerful!
*Disclaimer*
We notice that some of you may have found that disturbing and offensive. The person who wrote this is not me (Chris Marten), but in fact (like he said, duh!) was Stewy Griffin. Though he is a f ictional character from the hit animation comedy "Family Guy", he did infact write this by using is mind control gun on me. Stewy's opinions and my own are not similar. I, unlike Stewy, affirmingly accept all types of animals, both big and small (ex cept form those damn molusk). Though I could easily delete all that was typed I like it more this way.:)>eII
*Disclaimer*
We notice that some of you may have found that disturbing and offensive. The person who wrote this is not me (Chris Marten), but in fact (like he said, duh!) was Stewy Griffin. Though he is a f ictional character from the hit animation comedy "Family Guy", he did infact write this by using is mind control gun on me. Stewy's opinions and my own are not similar. I, unlike Stewy, affirmingly accept all types of animals, both big and small (ex cept form those damn molusk). Though I could easily delete all that was typed I like it more this way.:)>eII
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adventure books, bacon, bad religion, beastie boys, c.s. lewis, calligraphy, creative writing, duct tape, fencing, friends, industrial art, j.r.r. tolkien, kissing, kroq, offspring, poetry, rock climbing, sculpture, skateboarding, stained glass, stephen king, system of a down, teenage mutant ninja turtles, that 70's show, the simpson, the weekenders, trapt, vampires, video games, werewolves, wiccac, women
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